They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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