Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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