Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Randomize
