so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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