I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
