plz talk dirty to me
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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