Christians are straight up FREAKS
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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