The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
What changed your mind?
Being sober
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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