What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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