gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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