Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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