real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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