have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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