franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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