More tranny stories later!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
