I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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