The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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