So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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