Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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