He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just cropdusted the office
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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