She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm having to shit out rocks
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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