Where did you get a picture of my penis
Me. At least after what I've been through.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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