just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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