I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I showed him my bush... on skype.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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