I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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