you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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