Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i barfeds in our rink
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Damn victory sex feels great
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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