love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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