i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
