Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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