Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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