Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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