I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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