I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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