I will die if light touches me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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