my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My Sexting was not on an AP level
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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