did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
