U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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