I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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