theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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