i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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