i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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