We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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