I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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