She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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