do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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