brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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