She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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