Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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