You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just forgot I was standing up.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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